"Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead."
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Requested by doctorsherlockduckpotter
"Don’t you DARE bleed on this suit!! It costs more than you make in a year!! Not that you even deserve to get paid after that shoddy job back there. You wouldn’t have gotten stabbed if you hadn’t missed in the first place, now would you? I mean honestly Basher, you call yourself a marksman? I ought to stab you myself, you useless, pathetic, incompetent…."
Seb just stares at that cutie pie like Oh boss, you’re so cute when you’re angry. But seriously, shut the fuck up and sew my arm back together.
Mormor requested by archaeologistseleneblack
Most of the time Sebastian is Jim’s partner in crime, once in awhile he’s a disgruntled accessory to his boss’s antics. Also the Mona Lisa looks way better with a mustache
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